Yes, today is my birthday. Celebrating 19 years of sycophantism. Incidentally, it’s also Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. It seems that all the beautiful, sexually charismatic, lesbians—I believe you only have me twice, so far—are born on the same day.
Yes, today is my birthday. Celebrating 19 years of sycophantism. Incidentally, it’s also Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. It seems that all the beautiful, sexually charismatic, lesbians—I believe you only have me twice, so far—are born on the same day.