Yes, today is my birthday. Celebrating 19 years of sycophantism. Incidentally, it’s also Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. It seems that all the beautiful, sexually charismatic, lesbians—I believe you only have me twice, so far—are born on the same day.
Happy Birthday to Me
July 2nd, 2009 · 2 Comments · Picture
Tags: birthday·Disneyland·Lindsay Lohan
2 responses so far ↓
1 BH // Jul 2, 2009 at 6:49 am
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Hap peee Birthday dear Noel
Hap pee Birthday to youuuuu
And many moooooooooooore
2 Judith Pfeffer // Jul 8, 2009 at 6:17 am
And many happy returns of the day! No, I have no idea what that actually means, but it sounds less trite than “best wishes.”
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